Woman on the 4th marriage

[Big N' Blue]

A woman who had been married three times walked into a
bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was
looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what
type and color dress are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a
veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't
take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are
considered more appropriate for brides who are being married
the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if
you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be
nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the
clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown
would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all
my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding,
he died as we were checking into our hotel.”

"My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in
the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that
wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other
again.
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night
for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told
me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened."

[dubl_t]

OMG B'n'B, good to see you haven't lost your touch for tickling the funny bone!!

Sorry I haven't been around for awhile, been frequenting the Coffee Shop; those poor souls need all the advice I can give 'em

[Big N' Blue]

OMG B'n'B, good to see you haven't lost your touch for tickling the funny bone!!

Sorry I haven't been around for awhile, been frequenting the Coffee Shop; those poor souls need all the advice I can give 'em

LOL I understand, I read all the coffee shop chatter also. Good people in there altho I am glad you are giving as much adult supervision as you can. I will try to contribute on that forum as I can see you need all the help you can get!! LOL "warped sense of humor means a sane view of the world! "