AND GOD CREATED DOG

[to much fun]

GOD SUMMONED A BEAST FROM THE FIELD AND SAID,
"BEHOLD, MAN, CREATED IN MY IMAGE, THEREFORE ADORE
HIM. YOU SHALL PROTECT HIM IN THE WILDERNESS, SHEPHERD
HIS FLOCKS,WATCH OVER HIS CHILDREN, ACCOMPANY HIM
WHEREVER HE MAY GO EVEN UNTO CIVILIZATION YOU SHALL BE
HIS COMPANION, HIS ALLY AND SLAVE."

TO DO THESE THINGS-GOD SAID, " I ENDOW YOU WITH
THESE INSTINCTS UNCOMMON TO OTHER BEASTS:
FAITHFULLNESS,DEVOTION AND UNDERSTANDING SURPASSING
THOSE OF MAN. LEST IT IMPAIR YOUR COURAGE, YOU SHALL
NEVER FORSEE YOUR DEATH. LEST IT IMPAIR YOUR LOYALTY,BE
BLIND TO THE FAULTS OF MAN. LEST IT IMPAIR YOUR
UNDERSTANDING, YOU ARE DENIED THE POWER OF WORDS.
[LET NO FAULT OF LANGUAGE CLEAVE AN ACCORD BEYOND
THAT OF MAN WITH ANY OTHER BEAST OR EVEN MAN
WITH MAN.] SPEAK TO YOUR MASTER ONLY WITH YOUR MIND
AND YOUR HONEST EYES.

WALK BY HIS SIDE-SLEEP IN HIS DOORWAY,FORAGE FOR
HIM, WARD OFF HIS ENEMIES, CARRY HIS BURDENS, SHARE HIS
AFFLICTIONS, LOVE HIM AND COMFORT HIM AND IN RETURN
FOR THIS MAN WILL FULFILL YOUR NEEDS AND WANTS WHICH
SHALL BE ONLY FOOD, SHELTER AND AFFECTION. SO BE SILENT
AND BE A FRIEND TO MAN, GUIDE HIM THROUGH THE PERILS
ALONG THE WAY TO THE LAND I HAVE PROMISED HIM. THIS
SHALL BE YOUR DESTINY AND YOUR IMMORTALITY."


SO SPOKE THE LORD AND THE DOG HEARD AND WAS CONTENT.

[Jeff Eberle]