Dear Abby

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There was a guy in small town USA who had been out of work for sometime. He found an ad in the local newspaper for a "dear abby" position. He applied and got the job.
First day, first caller:
Lady: I don't know what to do, I was late for work and when I went to start my car it wouldn't turn over. After fiddling with it it turned over and I drove around the corner and it cut off again. I got out walked back to the house to get my husband's keys. When I got to the house I saw my husband with another woman. Please dear abby help me fix this problem.

Guy: Well this sounds like either you starter or alternator, hope this helps!!!!!!!!!