Growing up

[outlaw13]

When I was 13, I hoped one day I would have a girlfriend

with big tits.



When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there

was no passion, so, I decided I needed a passionate girl

with a zest for life.



In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too

emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama

queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I

decided I needed a girl with stability.



When I was 25 I found a very stable girl, but she was

boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited

about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I

needed a girl with some excitement.



When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep

up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never

settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made

me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially

and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find

a girl with some real ambition.



When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her

feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She

was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I

owned.



I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with

big tits....