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Marriage

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BEFORE MARRIAGE

John-Ah......At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane-Do you want me to leave?
John-No! Don't even think about it.
Jane-Do you love me?
John-Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane-Have you ever cheated on me?
John-No! Why are you even asking me that?
Jane-Will you kiss me?
John-Every chance i get!
Jane-Will you hit me?
John-Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Jane-Can i trust you?
John-Yes.
Jane-Darling

After marriage..............Read from the bottom to the top.
If you're not offending idiots, you might be an idiot.- Ted Nugent

Go Big or Go Home!!!

Clint Berg
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