~ SCOOT'S KIDS~

[stocktonrocker]

Scoot kills a deer one day with his car and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.

His little boy Chance keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"

"You'll see", Scoot replies.

They start eating dinner and his daughter Caleign keeps asking him what they are eating.

"Ok, Ok", says Scoot, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter Caleign screams..."Don't eat it, Chance!...... It's an asshole...!!!"