~THE DEATH OF OL SMOOTH'S DAWG~

[stocktonrocker]

A farmer named Randall B. Smooth lived alone in the countryside with a pet dawg
which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship,
the dawg finally died so Ol Smooth went to the parish priest:
"Father, my old dawg is dead. Could you be saying a mass for
the creature?"
Father Scoot replied, "I'm sorry to hear about your
dawg’s death. But, unfortunately, we cannot have services for an
animal in the church. However, there’s a new denomination down
the road, no telling what they believe, but maybe they’ll do
something for the animal."
Ol Smooth says, "I’ll go right now. Do you think $500 is enough
to donate for the service?"
Father Scoot says: "$500? Why didn’t you tell me the dawg was Catholic?!"