Chile Tonight?

[POORBOY]

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and
notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full
bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting
there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke,
'If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young
wrangler and in his best
cowboy manner says, 'Nah, go ahead. Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches
over and slides the bowl
over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets
nearly down to the bottom and
notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he
immediately barfs up the chili
into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'

[bowhunter7]

That's a good one.