teacher teacher

[mondomuttruner]

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a huge, pretty box of asst.
candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop
of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"