A WISH TO LIVE FOREVER
I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
I met a fairy!!
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Big N' Blue
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Lance Bell
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Re: I met a fairy!!
hahaha. BigNBlue I will be honest the biggest reason I get on this site is to see what funny little stab at the world you have posted....... They are great keep them coming!!
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Big N' Blue
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Thanks Lance! In these days and times you really have to have a warped sense of humor to keep things in perspective. I would much rather be on the back of a mule lion hunting, but the timings not right yet! LOL By the way go to the General Forum and sign the petitions for Alberta Griz hunts and California Bear and Bobcat hunting.