I'm in trouble again,don't know what to do.

[come-hunt]

Yesterday , I was just sitting around talking to my daughter and she said why don't you go down to the senior citizen center and sign up for some volunteer stuff. I went down there and came home signed up in a parachute club. I even have a membership card.
I told my daughter about it and she said WHAT!! are you nuts, your 67 years old. Let me see that card. She said , you idiot where are your glasses this is prostitution membership.

Help me out Please, I've signed up for five jumps next week.

[wanapasaki]

Yesterday , I was just sitting around talking to my daughter and she said why don't you go down to the senior citizen center and sign up for some volunteer stuff. I went down there and came home signed up in a parachute club. I even have a membership card.
I told my daughter about it and she said WHAT!! are you nuts, your 67 years old. Let me see that card. She said , you idiot where are your glasses this is prostitution membership.

Help me out Please, I've signed up for five jumps next week.

I was airborne in the army back in 2007, juct remember to bend your legs when you land, don't lock them and pop your butt to the ground once you land so your chute wont drag you lol.