Red Rooster

[coolerman]

A farmer in Mississippi found that had a dire need for a new rooster ,so the next day he went to the stock yard and bought a fine specimen of Rhode Island Red rooster as anyone could find and be proud to own . The first day the farmer notices all day long he was breeding hens ,one right after another , just as fast as he could get through with one and run another one down ! The farmer thought he had made a good choice and was well pleased with the display and determination his new rooster was displaying . This went on for several days with no quit morning , noon , and night !
After a week or so the Farmer gets up and notices his new STUD rooster is nowhere to be found . He finds him in the pig pen breeding the sows ...then the pigs ....then the boars ...farmer tthought to hisself "That rooster gonna breed hisself to death " . The next week he finds the rooster in the pasture breeding all the cows one after the other fast as he can run them down farmer says " that rooster gonna breed hisself to death " . A few days later the farmer is looking for the Ol Red Rooster and finds him in the barn havin his way with all the horses one behind the other as qiuck as he acan switch stalls !!! The farmer says "that rooster gonna breed hisself to death "
The next mornin the farmer gets up and sees the Ol Red Rooster in the front yard belly up dead as a hammer with buzzards flying over him ...the farmer walks out there gets mad throws his hat and says "I knew you was gonna do this"............Ol Red Rooster looks up ...pionts to the sky and says sssssshhhh they gettin closer