FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL STORY!
A former sergeant, having served his time with the Marine Corps, took a new
job as a school teacher, but just before the school year started, he injured
his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of
his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest
students in the school. The smart mouthed punks, having already heard the
new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and decided to see how
tough he really was, before trying any pranks.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the
window wide and sat down at his desk.
When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and promptly
stapled the tie to his chest.
There was dead silence. He had no trouble with discipline all year.
