If you dont believe me ...look it up

[coolerman]

True story ...this is me Im talkin about
My wife and I are adding to the herd and were trying to pick a name she came up with a bunch of sissy names "Modern" names that I just hated . I was stuck on Woodrow Augustus ,seeing as how Lonesome Dove is my favorite movie and It rolls off the tongue good and dadgummit a boy needs a good strong name ....plus it aggravated the piss out of her every time I told someone what I was gonna call him !!!! We came up with several but it alwalys seemed to that some body else had that name already and the fact that between my closest friends and cousins there are 6 babies that are gonna be born into our group before the end of the year didn't help either .I think we need some other other hobbies down here hahaha. Anyhow I come up with the bright Idea of buying a book of names . I laid down in the bed the other night and got to lookin at the book that give the names in alfabetical order boys first then girls . The book gave names ,country of origin , and meaning . So here I go reading this book of names a-z and writting down the ones I liked for further review and discussion .I GET TO "O'' 's AND I LIKE TO HAVE SPIT TEA ALL OVER THE COMFORTER .........JUST FOR THE RECORD ....OBAMA IS OF AFRICAN ORIGIN AND MEANS ..............CROOKED . THIS IS NOT A JOKE AND IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER BUT I DID SMILE AND TURN THE PAGE ,IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS IRONIC . By the way we compromised and ended up with Cooper Nathaniel Forbes for the baby but I'll probably still call him "Woodrow" just to aggravate his momma

[Fitz]

Ha ha ha that makes me a believer!