The rich widow

[Big N' Blue]

A rich widow was looking for a husband who will not beat her up, will not run away, and has to be great in bed..

Hundreds applied but no one qualified. Then one day, her doorbel rang and she saw a man with no arms and no legs lying on her welcome mat.

Woman: What do you want?

Man: I am the man you are looking for. I will not beat you up because I have no arms and I will not run away because I have no legs..

Woman: What makes you think that you are great in bed?

Man: How do you think I rang your doorbell?

[Fitz]

Ha ha ha!!!