WELCOME TO TEXAS!!!!!!

[Big N' Blue]

An Arab Muslim enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas . . .

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to “turn off the radio because
he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and in the time of the
prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music
of the infidel's and certainly no radio.”



So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls
over to the side, stops the cab, and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing, man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there
were no taxis.
So get your ass out, stand on the curb and wait for a
camel.”