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Dr Phil's Advice

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."


So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Beam, a bottle of Pendleton, a 6 pack of Coors, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, half of a pizza from last week, and some Doritos.


You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

Tom.
Remember: alcohol won't solve your problems....but neither does milk.
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Re: Dr Phil's Advice

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Well, dubl_t, you have been quiet for awhile! As usual you have managed to pass on great advice!
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey B'n'B,
always good to read your stuff too :)
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