Walmart Greeter

[come-hunt]

Two hours into my new job as a Walmart Greeter, a ugly and profane woman with two young boys came in and upon hearing her, hollering and swearing at them. I said " Good morning and welcome to Walmart, those are some good looking boys are they twins. She snapped back " Hell no they're not twins the oldest is nine and the other is seven , are you blind and stupid " I replied " No, I'm not blind or stupid, I just couldn't believe that someone as ugly and mean as you, could get someone to breed you twice" I'm out of a job as a greeter at Walmart , they said I probably wasn't suited for the job.