To Damn Funny

[Dale T]

Assailant suffers injuries from fall
Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta Ga. told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on survaillance camerasputting a laptop computer under his jacket . When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.
Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the toys for Tots program, Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back, the injury did not appear to be severe,
After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl DUgganwas transported for treatment.
The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw ....injuries he sustained when he "slipped" and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine.
According to the police report.

[Mike Leonard]

I would have paid admission to watch that accident! LOL! semper fi !!!!