RIP Dear Abby!

[mike martell]

Here you have the last advise written by Dear Abby....Good read!

BEST DEAR ABBY YET!

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me, saying I am stealing his money.. He says pay the minimum and let our
kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the
interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to
whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even
more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and
the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's
with Muslims. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the
same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost




Dear Lost,

Stop being a whining bitch Michelle. You're getting to live in the White
House for free, travel the world and have people wait on you hand and foot . Doesn’t cost you a dime
either as others pay for any and everything you do or buy.

You can always divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are
stuck with the friggen idiot for four more years!


Signed,
Abby