Priest nun and donkey

[thomasg]

A priest and a nun were riding a donkey across the dessert to get to the mission on the other side. After half a day of riding the donkey dropped dead. The nun and the priest sat together and prayed. They prayed and prayed for god to help them. After a while the priest turns to the nun and says " I guess the good lord has a different plan for us". Then the priest turned to the nun and says, " Sister, I have never seen a naked woman before and since we are surely going to die will you show me?" The nun stood up and took off her clothes, the priest looked and looked. After a couple minutes he said " thank you sister" and she put her clothes back on. The nun then said to the priest, " Father, I have never seen a naked man before and since we are surely going to die will you show me?" The priest got up and took off his clothes. The nun stood there and looked for a while and said, " Father what is that?" The priest said, "That is the giver of life" The nun sat there thinking and finally said " Well then, stick it up the donkeys ass and lets ride!"