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Ammo is tight! gotta do what you gotta do!

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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way home I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, sugar". "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "what kinda ammo ya got?"
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Thats a TEXAS EGO FOR YA!!!


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slowandeasy wrote:Thats a TEXAS EGO FOR YA!!!


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What you talkin bout Willis??? LOL
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