Warning

[Big N' Blue]

WARNING
"HUNTING POX"
EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS
SYMPTOMS: Continual complaints as to the need for fresh air,
sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expressions and sometimes
deaf to spouse and kids. Hangs out in gun shop longer then normal.
Secret late night calls to hunting buddies and wears Camo underwear.
Mumbles to self, lies to everyone.--- NO CURE KNOWN TO SCIENCE---
TREATMENT: Medication is useless, however the disease is not fatal.
VICTIM MUST GO HUNTING AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!!