shady tricksters

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mondomuttruner
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Re: shady tricksters

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Now I know there's something shady goin on..averaging 1 critter per hour but taking 4 hours to satisfy an old lady, don't add up?? Better stick to golfing, apparently the viagra ain't workin!!
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I know women like i know cat dogs. Take your time and the cream will cum to the top.

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What jc is trying to say mondo is that he likes his dogs like he likes his women. A tad on the trashy side! You really owe it to yourself to make it out to the gathering, these guys are the real deal. Just because they still have dirt streets and fight native americans (bet ya didnt know i was PC did ya) dont mean they cant catch a critter even if it is fictitious. Most of these guys stories cant even be told on an open forum. Im sure you would be amazed at the stories you would hear at the gathering after they get a little loud mouth soup in em.
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4 hours to satisfy the ol lady? You got a point here mondomuttrunner something ain't adding up. In that same 4 hours at a critter an hour I coulda had 3 critters caught the old lady satisfied or attleast done my best to satisfy and had breakfast wipped up if not all ready eatin...
either my math ain't right or I'm doin something wrong :beer
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I think I have this 4 hour dilemma figured out. I would think after catching 4 critters a fella would be pretty tuckered out. jc went ahead and took himself a little 4 hour siesta. Now, this wasn't the nap variety, it was the wet dream variety. Now, can you imagine the look on his face waking up to a hound licking him in places a hound shouldn't lick. I don't know, maybe there was some residual coon scent left from when obama came to visit. Gotta give him credit though, after cleaning himself up he did go out and catch a couple more critters.
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Boy, you guys are riding ol jc like that pup of mine was riding that critter a couple weeks ago. By the way, do you know that a coincidence in coos county is when jc, his ol lady and the alarm clock all go off at the same time.
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Are u calling me a liar. Im so tired of u guys on this computer . Everytime someone does somthing u assholes call bs. Why dont u get off your couch and go huntin. or work or golfing or your gislfriends house. lmfao. U thought i was serious didnt u.

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At first i thought you had gotten your ass beat in the concrete cage again
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hey mark , how was the mc hammer concert.
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ive heard bs before but it gets deep in here for sure. jc ,it sounds like u may be hangin with some shady people, but that don't excuse u from runnin my old trapline so I hope the girl u used to play with wasn't one on my line? I mean just cause im getting older don't mean I need help on that matter, however I guess id be ok with it if she was a daughter of one of mine. and quit hissin my dog on them porky pines, cause I aint payin the danm vet bill.any way, remember uncle skippy is always watchin ur bs in here so keep it coming but keep it clean,,,,,if ur able lol
no mater if you think you can or you think you cant,, you are probably rite.
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Jc......... Ol Hammer put on a good show! I got the Beeber t-shirt you wanted me to get ya, they were out of xlg so i got ya a medium, should look good on ya!
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JC is up to it again! I hear he is planning on having a dunk tank at the gathering. For just 10 bucks a ball you can throw at Warner, Dewey, BIGnBLUE, Dog boy, or Mike L. If he shows up. Empty the piggy banks
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JC and Mark need to be in the dunk tank also. Sure hope it is hot there. We all get a turn. They had just better not be able to make a good hit while I am in there. Dewey
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Man, you Oregon boys are brutal!! If I am going to go in the tank, I will have to have a life guard on duty!! Sudduth's cant' swim. We are like an armadillo, we walk across the bottom!!
We dont even float good!! LOL I will also be topless when it is my turn, so watch your women folk! I am a hunk!!! LOL
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Big N' Blue don't over rate yourself with the women. Remember Mark will be there and their probably won't be any left over for us mortals. Besides remember I have met you, you not B.S.ing me. Dewey
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