shady tricksters

[slowandeasy]

Dewy,

Are you saying Mr. David aint perdy????


Take care, Willie

[Big N' Blue]

Dewey and the rest of the gang!! Now you see why I locked Willy in the cage!!! LOL

He just ain't right!!! LOL but it is a relief that Dewey was not attracted to me!!!!!!!!!

[slowandeasy]

Hear ye Hear Ye Hear Ye. I hear that the boys in the North West are going to have a spedo contest. So they can see who the perdiest cat hunter is in spandex. Rumor has it that Big N' Blue has gotten coaching from Marvin Zimzler and feels he will walk away with first place hands down. And C.J. expects to be runner up, followed by Mark in a real close third. Ought to be quite stylish.


Take care, Willie

[coastrangecathunting]

I am going to raffle off a top notch , super duper , do it all from opening his own kennel to feeding himself. This dog is the best rig dog you have ever seen. If the cat is a female he will only bark once . If it is a tom he will bark the weight of the cat. If he rigs 28 barks then the cat is 28 lbs. On track he can do both open or silent. If you want him open on track you clap your hands twice when you put him down . If you want him silent on track you whisper in his ear " go quietly " . On the tree he barks around 1500 barks a minute. If you want to you can tone him and he will chew the tree down , catch the cat and bring it to u. I put this dog on 2675 cats in season and he caught 3453. A real special dog. raffle tickets are only .50 a piece and im only selling 2 tickets so if u want one u better hurry.
jc

[slowandeasy]

Are you gonna through in a leash??? Maybe a bag of feed?


Take care, Willie

[mark]

I didnt want to play this card yet, but there will be a drunk tank also. I will be there with JC so no chance of seeing me in a speedo!

[Big N' Blue]

JC, that dog must have a little French blood in him to be that good!!

I am curious on the drunk tank, since I lost my speedo physique I may only be up to only so many of the contest on the agenda!! But I am sure that being a true Texan will be able to BS my way thru!!!

I think we need to make slowandeasy feel very guilty for not planning to show up!! JMHO

[mark]

He's a pussy! Lol

[slowandeasy]

Boy, a guy goes outside for a breath of fresh air. And to take a 3 month old pup for a walk. So I could beat it for not doing any of the 50 things I was teaching it to do today. One of my advanced training methods that I will discuss in a future BULL S session. And comes back to find people talking - - - - about him and attacking him.

I guess I will have to confess. The reason I have chose not to come to the gathering. Is than everyone would see that I am as wide as I am tall. And you all would know that I am just a big bag of wind that couldn't see the front end if my life depended on it. And your brush being thicker than my brush had nothing to do with it!!!!!! Just an old washed up has been that never was!! So I had to spill the beans cause Ole Mark was to close to finding me out. So I decided to live by the code and come clean. So there it is, I hope ya all go easy on me.


Take care, Willie

[mark]

Better to be a has been than a never was. But that dont excuse you from making the trip. We will need a note from home.

[dwalton]

Willy you will fit in perfect with the rest of us. It is all made up so just as well tell it the way you want. I love vicious rumors as long as I get to start them myself. Dewey

[Big N' Blue]

Don't use that sympathy crude on us Willy!! Are you going back to your Democratic roots?

Mark, He tried to pull a Clinton tactic on me this morning. When you get the note from home we will need to set up a committee to make sure it was not forged!!

[mark]

Willy you will fit in perfect with the rest of us. It is all made up so just as well tell it the way you want. I love vicious rumors as long as I get to start them myself. Dewey

Heck, i dont even own a hound.

[slowandeasy]

I owned a couple of basset hounds once. Do they count? Guy I bought them from said they treed cats, but I never had any luck with them.


Take care, Willie

[mark]

They probably caught plenty of cats for you, you just couldnt keep up and find the trees!