After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Had to reassess myself!
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Big N' Blue
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Re: Had to reassess myself!
If my math is right, 50 yrs a go you were a 12 yr old sleeping with a hot 23 yr old.You are my new hero!!!!!! Hell, i was still playn cowboys and indians when i was 12! 
Re: Had to reassess myself!
Be it a women or a dog it is amazing where our imagination goes. We always think there is something better and maybe their is. Happiness is wanting what you have. Doesn't that sound boring. Mark& Dave
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Definitely not boring, I think it is called contentment and comfortable in your surroundings!!
You married yet? What is the hold up!!! Perfect match!
May God Bless both of you!! Dewey and Mark!!
You married yet? What is the hold up!!! Perfect match!
May God Bless both of you!! Dewey and Mark!!