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Thought about BigNBlue when reading this!

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-45, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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Re: Thought about BigNBlue when reading this!

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Dads DB, from the outside looking in, was it the seignior citizen part or the speeding part that reminded you of B+Blue :D
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Ker_man,

Neither of the two you mentioned......it was the ability to think fast under stress that brought BigNBlue to mind. That is the foremost trait for a "SIDEKICK".
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So true, WELL SAID! I guess that would make you a worthy sidekick also :)
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A real sidekick would never of let off the pedal! Thats how i want to picture my b&b! :D
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When you hang with this crowd, you better be quick!!!!!!!! LOL These guys are so tough they can take a turd away from a blind tumble bug and put him on the wrong trail home!!!!!!!!!! Can't hardly hear a race till Mr. Finney tells em to hold it down!!!!!!
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