had to been a texan
had to been a texan
a gal was driving thru texas when her car up and quit. so she was under the hood when the wind blew it down trapping her. there she was trapped under her hood in a short skirt when she heard a rig slow down and stop. help she yells im trapped please help me. so your trapped you say mam? yes and my feet don't even reach the ground. about then she heard what sounded like a zipper and the guy had his way with her. finaly a ranger came by and helped her out from under the hood. she was madder than a wet hen and hollering that a Texan had molested her. the ranger calmed her down and asked what kind of rig was he in. she didn't know so he asked what did his cowboy hat look like again she had no answer finaly he asked what makes her think it was a Texan? she said he was just like any other Texan you know a big buckle and a little bitty pecker!
no mater if you think you can or you think you cant,, you are probably rite.
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slowandeasy
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Re: had to been a texan
OH David, OH David, Where are you?? Where are you??? I hope this isn't your work!!! 
Take care, Willie
Take care, Willie
Cry to the heavens and let slip the dogs of war. For they must feed on the bones of tyranny. In order for men to have freedom and liberty
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Big N' Blue
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Re: had to been a texan
No worry Willie!!! the description incriminated me but alas, I am innocent!!!!slowandeasy wrote:OH David, OH David, Where are you?? Where are you??? I hope this isn't your work!!!
Take care, Willie
