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Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station
as they took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the
street and was so ashamed!
Grandma didn't know her occupation!
Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away
fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end
of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw
her, he was
amazed.
"He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?"
She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and
suck 'em dry!"
:oops: :twisted: :oops: :twisted: :oops:
I'd rather to have not ever been known.
Then to be known as A liar!!!
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Post by arachyd »

I would imagine "ouch!!!" would be appropriate here :D :D :D
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Post by Josh Kunde »

lol wow, wasnt expecting that.....
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