Top Ten

[Big N' Blue]

Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care
Plan.

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage
is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the
pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) The statement, "The patient
is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical
error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."

(2)
Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

(1) You
ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.