12 of the Best Ed Snowden Jokes

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Have ya heard the one about that Edward Snowden guy?

How do you know when Ed Snowden has been in your refrigerator?
There are top-secret documents in the cream cheese.

What's the difference between Ed Snowden and Hitler?
Hitler couldn't get into Moscow.

Why did Edward Snowden cross the road?
It wasn't the Russian border.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and a frisbee?
Anyone can catch a frisbee.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and the clap?
Nobody wants to catch the clap.

How many Ed Snowdens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Snowden screws over governments.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Forget it - I'll just use the window.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and Bigfoot?
Some people claim to have seen Bigfoot.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and the black box on an airplane?
You can always find the black box on an airplane.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and Osama Bin Laden?
The government eventually found Bin Laden.

What is the difference between Ed Snowden and a ninja?
Ninjas can't really walk through walls.

A hero, a patriot, and a role-model walk into a bar. The bartender asks:
What'll you have, Mr. Snowden?