Why you don't send a woman to Home Depot

[bearsnva]

Charlie was installing a new door and
> found that one of the hinges was missing.
>
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> He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
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> Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
> serving a customer,
> her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
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>
> When the manager was finished, Mary asked him,
> "How much is that faucet?"
>
> The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
> Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet -- certainly
> out of my price range.."
> She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
> The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
> to get one.
> From the storeroom the manager yelled.
>
> "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
> Mary shouted back,
>
> "No, but I will for the faucet."
>
> This is why you can't
> send a woman to Home Depot!
>