A Testimony To True Friendship Is.....

[Balsam]

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done,
I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What
the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married...!"

[Big N' Blue]

LMAO Good one!!

[come-hunt]

If this hasn't happened to you, then you just haven't been married long enough, because it will.
LOL!!
Another analogy. He " Where would you like to go eat tonight" She "Oh I'm okay with where ever you pick." Odds are 1 in how ever many places are within driving distance of your picking it right. If there is only two places available. I will bet 10 to one you pick the wrong place.

[mark]

When i get the " doesn't matter to me, you pick a place" ball throwed in my court i just whip into mcdonalds. Only takes once or twice and they get good at picking the eateries.

[mondomuttruner]

Mark, I wouldn't blame her for not wanting to eat at her place of work...



No disrespect to your wife, this is the laugh box(just in case she reads)

[mark]

Mondo, i choked on my snoose!!!!!! Thats funny now and its gunna get a lot funnier. Shes on the puter bookn a flight to Wisc. as i am typing this. Good luck man lol

[mondomuttruner]

It's a relief to hear that she can read. I just thought the caliber of women you hang with...well, you know what I mean. Anyways, looking forward to meeting her. If she looks like one of those backwoods hotties your always talking about, don't expect her back for a good long time. I better tidy up for her arrival, so much to do....take care..

[mark]

One cant hurt it and there aint room for two to get on.

[Big N' Blue]

Mondo, you definitely have the quick wit and aptitude to be a highly respected contributor to the fun for lunch bunch! Making Mark choke on his snoose is no easy accomplishment!! Look to be thrown under the bus soon! He's a sneaky littler critter! Hope you can come to the west coast cat hunters get together next year! I went last year and have made many life long friendships that would have never happened without this forum. Hope everyone has a very merry and safe Christmas and happy new year!! Balsam, I hope you make it too! You will meet a lot of fine men!

[mark]

Well sonofab@$&h!!!! Ol blue must be feeling better. Bout time!!
Mondo, when you come out this summer dont forget to bring some cheese.