2 old friends-Mark and Willie

[Big N' Blue]

Mark and Willie, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Mark didn't show up. Willie didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Mark hadn't shown up for a week or so, Willie really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Willie didn't know where Mark lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Willie figured he had seen the last of Mark, but one day, Willie approached the park and-- lo and behold!--there sat Mark! Willie was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.

Then he said, 'For crying out loud Mark, what in the world happened to you?'

Mark replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Willie. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Mark said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Willie, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, the little gold-digging witch found out I was rich and she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'

HAVE A NICE DAY!

[LBell]

Ha Ha, Blue after the day I have had a good chuckle is just what I needed. Thanks

[twist]

Yep thats Mark lol