squirel dog

[southern fox]

to men were in the feed store buying dog feed, man that worked there was new in town and was listening to there conversation about there dogs, man said I like to squirrel hunt but im new here and don't know where to go, man said we hunt with dogs , man said well I got one that will tree lots of squirrels, well they got in a argument and bet one could out do the other so they set a time and place, they got there and finally the man from the feed store showed up, got out opened the trunk, pulled out a wheel bar, opened the back door got a dog out with no hind legs, put him in the wheel bar, went over to the 2 guys, they laughed and laughed, at him told him he didn't stand a snowballs chance in hell, man walked in the woods and dog started barkin, pow one squirrel fell, went little further pow, to squirrels , kept on and on, 2 guys said we better get to going, so they started in the woods, killed quite a few squirrels started getting dark so they went back to the truck, man with the wheelbar wasn't there so they waited and waited, was about 3 hres after dark finally he showed up tore all to hell, flat tire on wheelbar, just mangled, they asked him man what the hell !! replied dam dog jumped a deer !!!