Late Night Vet Call

[Dale T]

Late Night Vet Call

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look

after her neighbor's male dog while the neighbors were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs

apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful

howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs

locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so

frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although

it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,

"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then

call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his

erection and he will be able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.

"Just worked on me," he replied.