My Dog is a Democrat...

[Big N' Blue]

This morning, I shaved my dog's a$$, taught him to walk backwards, and took him down to register as a Democrat.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to be Democrats."

I explained to her that my dog is of mixed race, lazy, unemployed, sleeps all day, can't speak English, $hits anywhere, humps other male dogs, licks up the mess, and has no clue as to who his daddy is... Also, he expects me to feed him and provide him with free housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify for Democrat registration.

My dog will vote as a Democrat in the next election. Not only that he got food stamps! Is this a great country or what!!

[shahriar001]

i am really impressed yea's it's great country gourmet dog treats and cool

[Big N' Blue]

Several years ago, my wife and hunting buddy had a tent camp set up and my wife had her constant companion named Max, a cocker spaniel that would stay in camp when we hunted or stay in the truck with her when we trailered somewhere to hunt. In the evenings we would always play gin rummy and always had snacks out on the table. One night i reached over and got a handful of what I thought was a snack and said, these are kinda tasty but need more salt!! My wife and hunting buddy liked to have fell out of their chairs laughing when my wife said they were Max's Purina little bites!!

[mike martell]

Gosh David, if you had that dog in Oregon or California, It would be eligible for a drivers license as well!

Mike