Every year Blues wife takes a 1 week vacation to see her sister. Every year when Blue drops her off at the airport he heads straight to Mabels Cathouse every night after work for a week. This year was no different and when he got in front of Mabel he told her he wanted the best! She told him there was a big convention in town for the week and that things were booked up. Blue explained his wife was on vacation again and she needed to fix him up. Mabel thought for a bit and gave him the key to a first story room. Blue walked in the room and it was pitch dark except for a little beam of light coming from the ceiling down to the floor. He strained to see but couldnt see anyone else in the room. His eyes finaly adjusted and he saw a chicken over in the corner. He was perplexed a little but finaly decided that Mabel had never let him down in years past so he chased that chicken round and round until he finaly caught it and had his way with it.
The next night after work he was back at Mabels for another new experience and another good time. Mabel explained the convention was still in town and that there wasnt much available but she thought a while and gave him a key to a room on the second floor and off he went. He got in the room and it was pitch black again. A few minutes passed and his eyes adjusted and he saw several guys on their hands and knees in a circle on the floor. He crowded in between two of them to find that they were looking into a hole in the floor. When he looked in the hole he saw a 400 lb guy chasing a midget around naked down below. Blue watched for a while and nudged the guy next to him and said this is hilarious aint it? The guy laughed and said ya but you should of been here last night there was a guy and a chicken down there!
