How I lost my teeth....

[Big N' Blue]

I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for
a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind
me, and slapped me on the ass.

She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the
farmer notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is on Monday.