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Magic Bank Account

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*Something to think about ...*

Imagine that you had won the following **PRIZE** in a contest:

Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400 in your private account for
your use.

However, this prize has rules:

*The set of rules:*

1. Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away
from you.

2. You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

3. You may only spend it.

4. Each morning upon awakening, the bank opens your account with another
$86,400 for that day.

5. The bank can end the game without warning; at any time. It can
say,"Game Over!" It can close the account and you will not receive a new
one.

*What would you personally do?*

You would buy anything and everything you wanted right? Not only for
yourself, but for all the people you love and care for. Even for people
you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself,
right?

You would try to spend every penny, and use it all, because you knew it
would be replenished in the morning, right?

*ACTUALLY, This GAME is REAL ....*

Shocked ??? YES!

Each of us is already a winner of this **PRIZE**. We just can't seem to
see it.

This PRIZE is **TIME*

1. Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life.

2. And when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited
to us.

3. What we haven't used up that day is forever lost.

4. Yesterday is forever gone.

5. Each morning the account is refilled, but the bank can dissolve your
account at any time WITHOUT WARNING ...

*SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?*

*Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in dollars.

Think about that, and always think of this: Enjoy every second of your
life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.*

So take care of yourself, be happy, love deeply and enjoy life!

Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.

Start spending ...

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WOW dubl_t!!! Now I know I was right!!! YOU ARE DEEP!!!! LOL take care and thanks a lot for sharing that wisdom!!!
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And that guy signs his posts with this!!!! LOL

dubl t----Remember: alcohol won't solve your problems....but neither does milk.
WTF
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bearsnva wrote:And that guy signs his posts with this!!!! LOL

dubl t----Remember: alcohol won't solve your problems....but neither does milk.
WTF

Never liked milk anyway!!!! LOL
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Blue, how many wheezes a day would that be? :lol:
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mark wrote:Blue, how many wheezes a day would that be? :lol:
Mark, you just don't worry about the wheezes! You keep on picking on me, the next time your in Arkansas, I'm not going to save you from that banjo player!!! Lol :beer
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Lol, thanks David! You guys kill me :)

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dubl_t wrote:Lol, thanks David! You guys kill me :)

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dubl_t hope you come to the bobcat gathering in Oregon. It is coming up soon and I guarantee you that you will meet some of the finest gents in the world!!! But try to stay close so I can steer you away from the riff raff!! Lol :beer :beer

I'm almost as good a judge of character as I am of hound dogs !!! Lol
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Big N' Blue wrote:
dubl_t wrote:Lol, thanks David! You guys kill me :)

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dubl_t hope you come to the bobcat gathering in Oregon. It is coming up soon and I guarantee you that you will meet some of the finest gents in the world!!! But try to stay close so I can steer you away from the riff raff!! Lol :beer :beer

I'm almost as good a judge of character as I am of hound dogs !!! Lol
That would be outstanding! I'll try to pay more attention to what's going on! Thanks :)

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Blue, me having ahold of you by the suspenders trying to yard you back into the canoe hardly qualifies as YOU trying to save ME from the banjo player!

Jeez a guy cant even go run a snowshoe or two without coming back to a bus job. :shock:
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See what I mean dubl_t you really have to watch out who you associate with or you will lose your reputation!!! Lmao I have witnesses!!! Lmao
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