Cajun Humor

[Big N' Blue]

FIRST DEGREE
Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, dat's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The wife said, "Who was that my sweets?"
Boudreaux answered, "I don't know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, dis person looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!!" So the first Cajun hands him the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun. He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of another man. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of dem." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, dat's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US Government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs.. Wade was about. Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."
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[1bludawg]

Dave,really enjoyed talking with you at the gathering about blue dogs and famous bluetickers of the past .I also think Jim really wanted to hold that blue pup,he just didn't want pictures .Right Jim???

[Big N' Blue]

I will answer for him Robin!!!! BONJOUR!!! LMAO

[fallriverwalker1]

robin don't think I could look at myself in a mirror ever again had I let blue take that picture ,,,,, by the way dave when you get that fox home tell us what those blue dogs think of it justb hope it doesn't scare them jim

[mark]

Since taking all the dog whispering courses available on here i have become very good at understanding my dogs. I went up to feed awhile ago and my little running dog cross Lester wanted to talk to me about something. Seems ol Blue was sneaking up there after we all went to bed and trying to get Lester to go back to Texas with him. Promises of french women and puppies, nonstop cat hunting,sleeping in bed with Blue and Peanut,ribeyes and chicken broth to drink,and all sorts of promises. I asked Lester why he didnt take him up on the offers and he says to me that them texans will lie to ya! TRUE STORY

[Big N' Blue]

What the dog whisperer Mark does not realize is that i left a phone for Lester to send him pics of them cute little french gyps and when he gets a little older and reaches puberty he will come around!!

Jim, not being able to look in the mirror might have helped ya!!! bonjour!! LMAO

C. John is bringing the fox home and will give a report if it scares the crap out of my potlickers.

What Mark does not know about Lester is that he is a thinking man's dog! Lester warned me not to get led into a trap and get Mark out of the cage! I told Lester that I had some pretty racy jokes, but would not post them, He told me that Mark was planning to suggest I post them in the cage and the next day that is what happened!! Ol Lester sold you out Mark!!

All kidding aside, I had a great time visiting with ya'll and God willing will doer again soon!
God Bless you all!!