when i become president

[Old dog]

when I become supreme leader of our country, it will be against the law to hire anybody that speaks broken English for a telemarketing job. and every home will have at least one tree dog in the yard. can I get a amen?

[Old dog]

oh yea,also if you haul dogs for a living you must stay in contact with you're customers daily!!!

[Varminator]

Well, I guess Skip going to run as a "Dumbascrap" trying to change the rules already!!

I think from what I read from Jim, He running as a "Regressive" ? If that is the opposite of "Progressive" I'm with him!!

[Big N' Blue]

Skip, don't listen to any negative karma coming out of Brad or Jim's mouth!! Mark and I will stand by you!!! Just keep the pi in check! We do not want to be on the cover of the Enquirer!! When you see Sug, give her a kiss for Mark!!!

[Varminator]

Blue, best be nice!! I've got enuff on Skip that he'll cut firewood for all of us. But you do have to worry about him trying to slide in on your sweetheart ! And it may be to late, because I heard that as soon as the dog Hauler arrives he's headed to Marks and give **Shig** that kiss!!

[Old dog]

holy moly!! I cant believe varminator would post such a thing!! got enough on me????? talk about the pot calling the kettle black. best friend my arse..lol

[Big N' Blue]

Your in luck Skip! I only need a couple cords, as we don't have harsh winters! Brad said you could send it down with the dog hauler! Lol

[Old dog]

yea its on its way just hang by the phone and I will call when it gets close. its a full cord of nice red fir

[Emily]

Why stop at telemarketers who speak broken English? If I get one more call from "Carmen at Cardholder Services" my phone is going to spontaneously combust! Carmen is a robot that speaks perfect mechanical English, with very odd inflections. She calls 3 or 4 times a day to get me to sign up for bogus credit cards.

[Big N' Blue]

My Heart is broken!!!!! Carmen is a robot????? What does that do for our date tonight???? lol She said she knew Sug!!!!!

[Old dog]

maybe you should stay sober when you shop for a one night stand? could be worse,,,you could have found out when you woke up next to her,,,or maybe that's how you found out??lol

[Varminator]

Alright! Lets here the latest about the Hauler??? Hope you got'em and everything is Good! If not has he contacted you? Don't he have a contact no.# ?

[mark]

Didnt you see the picture of him? Hell the guy dont even own teeth, what makes you think he would own a phone?

[Old dog]

yea he has a contact number, in fact he gives you three of them. two go straight to voicemail and the third says the voicemail has not been set up yet! last time I talked to him was nine days ago and he said he would be here in six days and he said that he " THINKS" the pups will make it. mark next time you get close enough to him to take a picture, kick him in the marbles for me please.