A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."
"What a coincidence " - said the farmer, who added: "It is a special day for me .... I am celebrating..."
"It is a special day for me too ... I am also celebrating!" - said the woman.
"What a coincidence" - said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked: "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant!"
"What a coincidence!" - said the man - "I am a chicken farmer and for years, all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs. "
"This is awesome!" - said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
"I used a different rooster" - he said.
The woman smiled and said: "What a coincidence..."
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Re: coincidence
I always thought a coincident was when you, the ol lady, and the alarm clock went off at the same time.