another gov conspericy exposed

[Old dog]

I was listening to the news this morning and heard that the dept of health has spent almost 500,000 usd on a study to find out why fat girls get less dates than other girls. so I decided to put the pi to work,,his conclusion goes along with my suspicions that the fed gov has in fact been diluting whiskey! causing the fat girls to go without dates. funny thing is that the pi didn't charge me a penny for his work. man hope he don't see this post or I will loose him to a gov job.