Boudreaux

[Big N' Blue]

Boudreaux works hard on the bayou but spends
Two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every
Saturday.

His wife Clotile thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
So for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.


The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Boudreux! How ya doin?"

Clotile is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Boudreaux.
"He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Boudreaux
if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

Clotile is becoming increasingly uncomfortable
And says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
Arms around Boudreaux, starts to rub herself all
Over him and says
"Hi Boudreaux. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Clotile, now furious,
Grabs her purse and
Storms out of the club.

Boudreaux follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
Beside her.


Boudreaux tries desperately to explain how the stripper
Must have mistaken him for someone else,
But Clotile is having none of it

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
Calling him every 4 letter word in the book..

The Cabby Turns Around And Says,

'Geez Boudreaux, You Picked Up A Real Bitch This Time.'


Boudreaux's Funeral will be held this coming Friday