Diff between Grand Pa's and Grand Ma's

[Big N' Blue]

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends.

Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out
for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream,
candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not
get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be very disappointed.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take
their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole,
queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, right wing McConnell lover, blind
bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, peckerhead or son-of-a-bitch
anywhere we went.

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really
didn't have any fun."

[1bludawg]

David you do come up with some good ones .Hey,I'm a grandpa to! lol

[Big N' Blue]

David you do come up with some good ones .Hey,I'm a grandpa to! lol

LOL Robin, hope you do well in the contest!!!