Medicare - Part G

[Big N' Blue]

Finally!!!
The answer to facing the "where will I go"
question after retirement money runs out!!!

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is
no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older, a gun (Part G),
and fourbullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians.
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where you'll
receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating
& air conditioning, cable TV, library, and all the Health Care
you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's
great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex
change, or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at
least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for
all of this? The same government that just told you they can't
afford for you to go into a home. (And, you can get rid of 4 useless
politicians while you're at it) . And now, because you're a
prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes.
Is this a great country or what? Now that we've solved your
senior financial planning, enjoy your week