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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down his foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teen-aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.


This is for everyone who sends those heart-warming bullshit stories.
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You talking about me or Mondo?
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mark wrote:You talking about me or Mondo?
Has to be Mondo!! you have never said anything nice!!1 LMAO :lol: :lol: :beer
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How the heck did I get pulled into this heartwarming story? This has got to be the only place you can mind your own business, be a nice guy and get stomped on. I gotta move west to learn how to be the prick on the mountain....
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mondo you only have to go as far as texas guess who blue
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Wouldn't be such a bad thing, everythings bigger in Texas, right...
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Just had this picture of Mondo sent to me :D
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Sure wish I hadn't got that botox injection before that shot...
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A pic of Mark from an anonymous pic donor..

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Mondo, looks like mark got his hair trimmed a little since the last picture of him that you put up on his bobcat picture thread..
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Stuff happens when ya party naked!
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mark wrote:Stuff happens when ya party naked!
I didn't know you and Blue partied like that..

Just the two of ya...
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STUDY: Men Who Post Selfies Online Show Psychopathic Tendencies... LOL I'm Worried about ya'll!!!!
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