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Big N' Blue
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Gun control

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Last Thursday night around midnight, a woman from Houston, Texas, was
arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times
in the back as he was running away with her purse.

The following Monday morning, the woman was called in front of the
Arraignment Judge, sworn-in, and asked to explain her actions.

The woman replied, "I was standing at the corner bus stop for about 15
minutes, waiting for the bus to take me home after work. I am a waitress at a
local cafe.

I was there alone, so I had my right hand on my pistol in my purse
hanging on my left shoulder. All of a sudden I was spun around hard to my left.
As I caught my balance, I saw a man running away with my purse. I looked down
at my right hand and saw that my fingers were wrapped tightly around my
pistol.

The next thing I remember is saying out loud, "No Way Punk! You're not
stealing my pay check and tips." I raised my right hand, pointed my pistol at
the man running away from me with my purse, and started squeezing the
trigger of my pistol.

When asked by the arraignment judge, "Why did you shoot the man 6 times?

The woman replied under oath,

"Because, when I pulled the trigger the 7th time, it only went click."

The woman was acquitted of all charges. She was back at work the next day!

That's Gun Control, Texas Style
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Re: Gun control

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and that is how it should be!
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driftwood blue wrote:and that is how it should be!
AMEN!
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right on my version of gun control ,,, use both hands
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fallriverwalker1 wrote:right on my version of gun control ,,, use both hands

WUSS! LOL
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damn dave I expected that to come from mark not you
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fallriverwalker1 wrote:damn dave I expected that to come from mark not you


LMAO Gov. I apologize he is starting to be a bad influence on me!!!! :oops:
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