Missing Wife

[Balsam]

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report
> that his wife was missing.


> Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping
> yesterday and has not come home...

.
> Sergeant: What is her height?
>
> Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet
> tall.
>
> Sergeant: Weight?
>
> Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
>
> Sergeant: Color of eyes?
>
> Husband: Never noticed.
>
> Sergeant: Color of hair?
>
> Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark
> brown.
>
> Sergeant: What was she wearing?
>
>
> Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t
> remember exactly.
>
> Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
>
> Husband: She went in my truck.
>
> Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
>
> Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with
> eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual
> transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the
> bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats.
> Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation,
> 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power
> outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
> Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point
> the husband started choking up.
>
> Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy... We’ll find your
> truck.